A lesson to you,
A lesson to all.
Be mean on my bus,
And I might make you fall.
I teach those who need it,
Some men need tools,
But by the time they're off the bus
They're embarrassed fools.
This is a story
Of a man named Dan,
Who thought he was great
With his big, white, van.
Broken down, with tinted windows,
And a radio that was loud.
With his '80s mustache
That made him so proud.
He was a creeper for sure
Candidate for most wanted.
He was a registered sex offender
Something he had flaunted.
So this sick pervert
Came on my bus.
Decided to be mean,
So he had to mess with Gus.
It was a normal day
I was doing the 28 route.
Early in the morning I realized
The end of the drought.
The clouds transformed to gray
But no water had yet fallen.
First stop I see a young boy,
My friend's son, Colin.
He sits in the back,
A place he was always told to sit.
So he sat his 8 yr. old body
In hand me downs that didn't fit.
The pervert on the bus,
was already back there
The tall creepy man,
Touched poor Colin's hair.
I tried to get the attention
of the careless MUNI man.
But he wasn't aware
of anything but his spray tan.
So early in the morning,
I couldn't risk waiting.
For more passengers to get on,
what he was doing was painting.
A picture of lost innocence
One no one should see,
So I did what I needed to
This wasn't happening in front of me.
Luckily for little Colin,
His school wasn't too far.
One more short stop,
And he could enjoy the fruit bar.
The bus stopped and Colin ran
Incredibly far from the bus.
Dan, your fun is over.
"Who is that?" "It's Gus!"
Thinking he'd gone mad,
Thinking he was going crazy.
I just knew he was twisted,
What modern day kids call shady.
He pulled out papers
From his silly office job.
So I decided screw him over
Make this pervert sob!
Outside the rain began to pour,
His papers were scattered around.
So I opened my windows,
And papers flew to the ground.
He was mad and grabbed them,
Thinking the bus was retarded.
Little did Dan with the van know,
I was just getting started.
His papers out of order,
Sat on his lap with a bar of toffee.
Out of his right hand flew,
On a sharp turn his cup of coffee.
He shouted so loud,
He was in so much pain.
His papers ruined
From coffee and rain.
He had scarred
This innoncent little boy.
So I was determinded
To make Dan my new toy.
Not the kind of toy
you begged all year for.
The kind of toy you break,
You'd rather play with Thor.
A man in a suit,
Whose work was destroyed.
Coffee on his suit,
Soon he would be deployed.
Not to a war,
Of mass destruction.
But a war of the streets,
That's always in construction.
Five gangsters got on the bus,
They saw dirty Dan.
They knew it'd be fun
To mess with the preppy man.
They sat next to him,
And for once tossed him around.
He didn't like the way it felt,
To be so low to the ground.
Stop, Stop, Stop!
He yelled on the bus.
But the MUNI driver ignored it,
It sounded like normal MUNI fuss.
So Dan so weak
Thought of something to say,
That would make all gangsters go away.
He thought long, and hard,
And pulled the trigger.
Dan froze after he spoke
The word rhyming with Tigger.
A word that didn't have
Such fun bouncing meaning.
But a word that left
These gangsters craving.
Not for an explanation,
Or a drug of any sort.
But of the blood of this man
Whose life would now be short.
It was never my intention,
For this event to occur,
But he was a man,
Some say deserved it for sure.
A man of twisted thoughts,
And plenty estranged views.
So they lit him on fire,
And hung him from a noose.
I don't agree,
That violence is the solution.
Violence is the oppostie.
It's life pollution.
But as I think
About the many of the others.
Some children, some friends,
And many young brothers,
I don't feel bad,
Because they were hurt
He tried to cover by his
Nicely pressed dress shirt.
I knew there were others,
I left out a detail.
When Dan dropped his papers
His skin turned pale.
It was because he was scared,
Of what others might see.
That those papers were files,
Of boys who couldn't flee.
A worker at an orphange,
An orphanage of young males.
These boys would never
Get the chance to set their sails.
He had ruined the lives
Of so much of the youth,
He couldn't get away
That now he had to face the truth.
His guilt created shame
About the things he had done,
Unfortunately in this situation,
We all lost. No one won.
Dang, that's about one of the strangest stories I've ever heard. You gotta always keep an eye out for creeps. Is it a true story? Should I be on the lookout for Dan?
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I did not know there was a darker person than myself in the class - awesome. Anyway, this poem took a lot of great effort and things that I agree with to be sure.
ReplyDeleteI took the bus everywhere from when I was in 5th grade until senior year of high school and got a car. I've ridden muni about a dozen times since.
Not only was I assaulted on the bus 3 times, there were too many times to account that I saw other people scared, hurt or disgusted. I try to avoid muni as much as possible.
Bravo! This was beautifully constructed. Finding rhymes that work with your story is extremely difficult, and you did very well given how much you actually wrote. Great content! Sexual predators are always fascinating and revolting, thats why Law and Order SVU is so damn successful.
ReplyDeleteThere were a few times the rhythm of the words was kind of off, but overall, it was great. I guess thats the difficulty with writing rhymes/poetry, something the rhythm/pattern can be very distinct. A few typos, but nothing major. Great job!
Where do you come up with this stuff? I guess everyone with get whats due to them in the end.
ReplyDeleteSexual predators are so freaking creepy! I can't imagine being a young child again. I feel like they're everywhere these days! I really pray for the world. By the way, you are very creative.
ReplyDeleteYou are the man, man. Awesome awesome stuff. Top drawer. Loved it. Flower power go-go. Plus points for no epic-white-beard-man references, and kudos to all the commentators for resisting as well!
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